The Top 9&10 Benefits of Growing Older

10. You sing along with elevator music.
9. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
8. Your ears are hairier than your head.
7. You consider coffee one of the most important things in your life.
6. You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
5. People call after 9:00 p.m. and ask, Did I wake You?
4. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
3. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
2. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
1. It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.