Newfies have the lowest stress rate. Maybe it’s because they don’t take medical terminology seriously.
Medical Term – Irish Definition
- Artery – The study of paintings
- Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
- Barium – What doctors do when patients die
- Benign – What you be, after you be eight
- Caesarean Section – A neighbourhood in Rome
- Cat scan – Searching for Kitty
- Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
- Colic – A sheep dog
- Coma – A punctuation mark
- Dilate – To live long
- Enema – Not a friend
- Fester – Quicker than someone else
- Fibula – A small lie
- Impotent – Distinguished, well known
- Labour Pain – Getting hurt at work
- Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane
- Morbid – A higher offer
- Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
- Normally more money than Days
- Node – I knew it
- Outpatient – A person who has fainted
- Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis
- Post Operative – A letter carrier
- Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery
- Rectum – Nearly killed him
- Secretion – Hiding something
- Seizure – Roman Emperorv
- Tablet – A small table
- Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport
- Tumour – One plus one more
- Urine – Opposite of you’re out
