Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.
4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of pirogues, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
