| 10. | Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor |
| 9. | Then: Acid Rock Now: Acid Reflux |
| 8. | Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint Now: Getting a new hip joint |
| 7. | Then: Seeds and stems Now: Roughage |
| 6. | Then: Long Hair Now: Longing for hair |
| 5. | Then: Killer weed Now: Weed killer |
| 4. | Then: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents Now: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your kids |
| 3. | Then: A keg Now: An EKG |
| 2. | Then: The President’s struggle with Fidel Now: The President’s struggle with Infidel….ity |
| 1. | Then: Hoping for a BMW Now: Hoping for a BM |
