| 10. | You sing along with elevator music. |
| 9. | In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. |
| 8. | Your ears are hairier than your head. |
| 7. | You consider coffee one of the most important things in your life. |
| 6. | You buy a compass for the dash of your car. |
| 5. | People call after 9:00 p.m. and ask, Did I wake You? |
| 4. | You can live without sex but not without your glasses. |
| 3. | Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either. |
| 2. | You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations. |
| 1. | It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick. |
